A child\'s prayer
While walking through the woods one day, i was surprised to hear a childs voice. i followed the sound, trying in vain to understand the childs words. when i spotted a girl perched on a rock, i realized why her words had made no sense: she was repeating the alphabet.
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"why are you saying your abcs so many times?\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
i asked her.
the child replied \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"im saying my prayers.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
i couldnt help but laugh. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"prayers? all i hear is the alphabet.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
patiently the child explained, \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"well, i dont know all the words, so i give god the letters. he knows what im trying to say.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
Posted By: Menka in Entertainment Jokes
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